What’s On Tonight: Did somebody order a Sharknado? Well done.

Here’s what’s up in the world of TV for Wednesday, July 22. All times are Eastern.

Top pick

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (Syfy, 9 p.m.): Caroline Framke has done a lot of things in her life (allegedly) but none more important than her Sharknado coverage. It will definitely go down as her legacy, so let’s take a moment to truly appreciate that. (We’re taking a moment right now.) This third installment of the Sharknado pop cultural phenomenon—yes, that’s what we’re going to call it—is supposedly Sharknado meets White House Down (and strangely, doesn’t star Daniel Bryan and Kane), which begs the question: Why aren’t more television movies such-and-such meets White House Down? We’re looking at you, A Deadly Adoption and Perfect High. (But not you, The Spoils Before Dying. You were perfect.)

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