Tolerability Index: This week we’re barely putting up with Swag Boards
A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.
M. Night Shyamalan’s surprisingly creepy, The Visit. The twist is that it’s actually a decent found-footage horror movie!
Bravo’s international-incident-waiting-to-happen, Ladies Of London. “Ladies” is British for “housewives.”
The return of Surge soda. It’s not a real Mountain Dew knock-off unless it dyes your tongue nuclear-waste-green!
Tyra Banks’ completely unnecessary return to daytime talk shows, FABLife. “What if I had my own version of The Talk? But with, like, just Chrissy Teigen and me?!” Tyra smi-yells into the vast, uncaring abyss.
The semi-annual return of The Voice. Just when you think the reserves of aspiring trillers and yell-singers have been completely exhausted, the musical chairs spin around again and again and again until Blake Shelton melts into a pool of flannel and chewing tobacco.
Infiniti’s sad nod to National Lampoon’s Vacation. Tagline …