Tolerability Index: This week we’re barely putting up with American Idol

A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosting the Golden Globes again. Anything that has the possibility of pissing off Taylor Swift and her flat-faced accessory kittens is a good thing.

The Celebrity Apprentice. Donald Trump is the Dexter of reality TV: He only puts former reality stars on reality television.

Trailers for Ant Man trailers. Teasers for trailers for a third-tier superhero movie is step one in Marvel’s comic-con-ization of the world.

The upcoming Entourage movie. If this ends in a five-way bro-icide pact, squashing all hope for a sequel, it will be worth it.

The return of The Bachelor. Once a year, ABC plucks an average American fame-whore from obscurity, shaves his chest, and tells a group of women trapped in an over-surveilled house that he’s their only way out. It’s a bad action movie …

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