Remember when Billy Corgan saw a shapeshifter? Yeah, he might’ve had sex with it

Today is the greatest day I’ve ever known, for it is today that I learn William Patrick Corgan may have slept with a shapeshifter. Can’t live for tomorrow, tomorrow’s much too long—I’ll burn my eyes out, possibly because I will now be picturing this visual every waking hour for the rest of my life.

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