Poor, lonely Netflix had to pay $100 million to keep its Friends

Having been briefly subjected to the horrific possibility of the Netflix Compound being overrun this week by a horde of perfect-haired Friends fanatics—swarming locust-like over the walls, and brutally snapping executive necks with bloodthirsty screams of “WE WERE ON A BREAK”—the online video service …

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