Please enjoy this terrifying look into the Cabbage Patch Kids’ birthing chambers

It’s been nigh on 30 years since Cabbage Patch Kids receded from popularity. A lot has changed in our world since then, allowing us to forget too easily that these dolls, which look just like other dolls, were marketed as bizarre plant/human hybrids, tilled from the earth before being put in boxes and sold to the…

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