Newswire: You can finally get married in a Taco Bell without the manager being a dick about it

Ensuring that no special moment in the modern life need pass without the looming threat of diarrhea, or the sullen face of angry teenagers paid minimum wage to blast salty meat slurry from a spigot, Taco Bell has announced that it’s opening its own wedding chapel at its Taco Bell Cantina location in Las Vegas. (Not for nothing, but “A wedding chapel in a Taco Bell in Vegas” sounds like the instant win condition for a bingo card of places where bad life decisions are made.)

And while the Cantina chapel will start offering a regular $600 wedding package later this year—including an optional “Sauce Packet bouquet” for the bride to hurl away from her body at maximum possible force—Taco Bell is offering one lucky couple a chance to get the TB wedding treatment for free. All you have to do is take a picture or video …

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