Newswire: Waka Flocka Flame is running for president
Without a doubt, presidential elections are the worst part of a democracy. Oh, sure, having to put up with an election is probably better than dealing with a leader who gets to be in charge simply because of who his dad is—something that almost never happens in America—but all of those debates, campaigns, and attack ads? They’re terrible.
Thankfully, there’s always a few candidates every election season who are clearly there as some sort of joke. They might have an actual cogent point to make, but they have no intention of really winning the election. They just want to get some signs made with their name on it, maybe kiss a few babies, and force people to pay attention to them. In 2012, Roseanne Barr was one such candidate, and her campaign—built on an “outlaw bullshit” platform—even spawned a documentary.
But all of that …