Newswire: TMNT 2’s Bebop sojourns alone no longer; Rocksteady has been cast
The history of fiction is studded with inescapable pairings, unbreakable duos who dare the very fates to tear their love asunder. Now, the greatest of them all—at least, of those who also happen to be goo-afflicted malcontents with zoo animal DNA—have been reunited, as IGN reports that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 has found the Rocksteady to stand beside its Bebop.
WWE wrestler Sheamus has joined the sequel’s cast as the rhinoseroid Rosenkrantz to Gary Anthony Williams’ porcine Guildenstern, with set photos showing the two together in their non-mutated form. Sheamus also tweeted a photo of himself with Williams and new Shredder Brian Tee, all looking surprisingly cheerful for a group of men whose job it is to be pummeled by CGI chelonians.
— Sheamus (@WWESheamus) May 28, 2015
Sheamus (whose real name is …