Newswire: There’s a Riverdale porn parody now, in case you wanted to see Archie bone

As fans of The CW’s actually pretty good Riverdale know, it’s totally possible to make Archie Comics sexy. Just slap some abs on the titular redhead, and then play up the whole “Betty and Veronica are fighting over Archie” storyline. That’s pretty much what’s happening on Riverdale—plus a pretty hacky “Archie fucks his teacher” storyline—and it’s surprisingly compelling.

Now Pornhub is seeking to up the ante even more with Beaverdale, a porn parody of the aforementioned Riverdale. Produced by WoodRocket Productions—makers of porn parodies like Hamiltoe, Game Of Bones: Winter Is Cumming, and Full HolesBeaverdale is actually a full-length film, meaning viewers will be able to watch 90 full minutes of a musclebound Jughead and a way-too-blond Betty going at it. While further plot details aren’t available, Pornhub VP Corey Price, said in a press release that he “can confirm …

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