Newswire: The new Friday The 13th movie will be a Jason Voorhees origin story

Brad Fuller, who is currently doing press for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows, told The Reel World that he’s got some ideas for Paramount’s rebooting of the Friday The 13th franchise, ideas which unfortunately do not include Leo, Don, Ralph, and Mikey taking on the Crystal Lake slasher in Manhattan. No, Fuller intends to answer the questions that nobody has asked with a Jason Voorhees origin story.

“It’s an origin that no one has seen before,” Fuller says. “Obviously Pamela’s there, but it’s a little bit different from what you’ve seen before.” If one were to judge Fuller’s intentions by the revamped origin of the Ninja Turtles, Jason Voorhees will now be the product of a secret government experiment to wipe out teenage sex and drugs, headed by Dr. Pamela Voorhees during the new puritanical reign of Ronald Reagan. Or …

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