Newswire: Sorry, but Taylor Swift already bought TaylorSwift.porn

After sagely taking steps to ensure no one could create “This Sick Beat”-branded wind chimes, Taylor Swift has blocked the fulfillment of another sick fantasy by preemptively buying porn sites in her own name. As reported by CNN, Swift was one of the first to take advantage of the grace period currently being allowed by Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers, which gives both famous people and trademarked brands such as Taylor Swift and Taylor Swift the opportunity to snap up one of the new, soon-to-be-released generic top-level domains that could be used for self-serving purposes besides promoting famous people and trademarked brands. And so, Swift has already registered TaylorSwift.porn and TaylorSwift.adult, thus stymieing any would-be attempt to attach porn to her name. How could they? She already used up the word “porn.”

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