Newswire: “Sexy Donald Trump” now more than keywords in GOP’s search history

Viagra stocks are plummeting this afternoon as, the Punxsutawney Phil of the Halloween season, has introduced the most reliable method for giving middle-aged Republicans a boner short of Ronald Reagan on horseback: The “Sexy Donald Trump” costume.

It’s finally here and available to you for a nice price: SEXY DONALD TRUMP

— Holly (@holly_holl) September 20, 2015

For the positively job-creating price of only $69.95, you or your trophy wife can transform into Donna T. Rumpshaker, that ballsy, booty-short clad defender of American plutocracy who represents small government in the streets and big government in the sheets. (Wig and hat sold separately.) Yes, the slogan on her hat should be “Make America Great Again,” not “Making America Great.” And we’ll see if her platform of free lace panties with every purchase is real, or just another empty campaign promise. But Donna should …

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