Newswire: Public service warning: A disguised Jay Leno is driving for Uber tonight in L.A.

Ride-share service Uber has issued a press-release/public advisory notice informing Los Angeles patrons of its high-end UberBLACK service that former talk show host Jay Leno will be operating under its banner from the hours of 5 to 10 p.m. tonight. The service promised/warned that Leno would be in disguise for the promotional event/public safety crisis, and that the “King Of Storytelling”—a self-declared position with no basis in American constitutional law—would reveal himself during the ride.

UberBLACK patrons should be aware that Leno is no stranger to finding his way into unexpected places, and could even be in the car with you right now, hidden behind latex prosthetics or the cunning camouflage of wearing clothes not entirely crafted out of denim. Uber’s web site notes that BLACK drivers—who charge a higher rate in exchange for offering rides in high-end luxury sedans—may gift …

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