Newswire: President Obama reassures anxious nation that he’s not the singer from Korn

Being president isn’t all fancy state dinners and private screenings of Star Wars. Sometimes the Commander-In-Chief has to make some really tough decisions, like whether to break the news to a wounded veteran that, although he truly wishes it weren’t so, he is the President of The United States of America and not the lead singer of Korn. But according to Rolling Stone, a heavy-hearted President Obama did just that at the White House yesterday afternoon.

Backing up a bit: The odd assertion took place at a ceremony awarding the Medal of Honor to U.S. Army captain Florent Groberg, who sustained serious injuries to his leg after he tackled a suicide bomber in Afghanistan in 2012, saving the lives of several of his fellow service members. It took three years for Groberg to fully recover from his injuries, and he spent an extended period of time in …

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