Newswire: Only one person in the whole U.K. showed up to Shia LaBeouf’s latest movie

Here in the United States, we’ve cautiously re-accepted Shia LaBeouf into our good graces thanks to his self-aware attempts to get his life back on track, his excellent performance in Andrea Arnold’s American Honey, and his naïvely optimistic anti-Trump art projects, but things are a bit different in the United Kingdom. Over there, they apparently still think of him as the drunken rabble-rouser from the Transformers movies or—even worse—the guy who ruined the Indiana Jones series, because his film Man Down premiered in the U.K. over the weekend and literally nobody went to see it.

Well, not literally. According to Variety, the movie did manage to gross £7, which is about the price of a single movie ticket. In Man Down‘s defense, it did only open in a single theater, and that one guy who bought a ticket might’ve smelled really bad or …

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