Newswire: One Million Moms thinks the new Muppets is too gosh darned sexy
Forcing The A.V. Club to confront a new, terrifying reality where we actually kind of agree with One Million Moms on something, The Daily Dot brings word that the mom-jeans-and-sensible-shoes-clad offshoot of the American Family Association has launched a petition expressing its displeasure with ABC’s new “adult” Muppets series.
But while The A.V. Club objects to this aspect of The Muppets because we refuse to report on the tabloid relationship drama between two pieces of felt, One Million Moms apparently doesn’t want to have to explain to its 1.87 million kids (14.6 million, adjusted for Duggars) what a double entendre is:
1MM suspects there are going to be a lot of shocked moms and dads when they discover that the family-friendly Muppets of the 1970s are no more. It appears that no subject is off limits. ABC’s new Muppet Show, airing on Tuesday …