Newswire: Now you can own the Sterling Archer tactleneck

Remember a couple of years ago, when Banana Republic did that Mad Men clothing line? Remember how you thought to yourself, “Sure, I could get dolled up like Don Draper, but why would I want to look like someone who is considered exceptionally well-dressed in real life? Why won’t someone give me the chance to dress up like a cartoon?!?” Dark days.

Well, things are looking up, because the enterprising folks at JackThreads got permission from FX to create a real-life version of Sterling Archer’s signature tactleneck. And unlike that Banana Republic store nonsense, this thing is so exclusive, it’s only available to people who have access to the Internet.

Lest we forget, Sterling Archer claimed to have invented the tactleneck back in the first-season episode, “The Rock”:

“I mean, I didn’t invent the turtleneck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as …

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