Newswire: Now Australia wants to punish Amber Heard for dog smuggling

The worst Australia-related crime since Tarantino’s accent in Django Unchained rages on, as, having failed to put Johnny Depp in jail, or kill his tiny dogs before they yip again, the Aussie authorities now have their sights on his wife. Amber Heard, the former Friday Night Lights actress who recently appeared opposite Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL, is now being named as an accomplice in Depp’s canine reign of terror. The Australian Senate held a hearing to bring her to justice, threatening a sentence of as much as $265,000 and ten years in jail.

The couple’s crime? In defiance of law, decency, and the natural order, they brought two small Yorkshire terriers into the country without clearing them with customs first. Heard was accompanying Depp to Brisbane, where he is filming Pirates Of The Caribbean XI: Captain Stubing’s Revenge, or whichever well-known naval figure …

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