Newswire: New Yorker reporter says The Mooch knew his cocksucking quips were on the record

After the effects of the big ol’ swig of flip-flop juice or whatever it was that motivated incoming White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci to pick up the phone and perform highlights from the Quentin Tarantino-inspired screenplay he’s been working on about life in Trump’s White House wore off, Scaramucci seemed surprised that The New Yorker took him seriously. (Very seriously—the story is littered with asides noting that various officials declined to comment on The Mooch’s profane comments about them, indicating that some hero fact-checker actually called up Steve Bannon and asked him if he sucked his own cock.) And like a proper, if newly converted, Trumpian, he completely failed to understand who was at fault here:

I made a mistake in trusting in a reporter. It won’t happen again.

— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) July 28, 2017

Now Ryan Lizza, the reporter who was on the …

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