Newswire: NBC orders voting-less singing competition series called The Stream

Once this presidential election is over, we’ll all be so relieved and exhausted that we might never want to vote on anything again. All decisions will be made by flipping coins or rolling dice, and instead of electing politicians like we do now, an advanced computer system will simply randomly assign all government positions every few years. It won’t be ideal, but at least it will be less stressful than the current system. As a matter off fact, NBC is already getting prepared for this post-democracy world, with The Hollywood Reporter reporting that it has picked up a new music competition show that doesn’t have any traditional voting. Those stupid Founding Fathers are probably rolling in their idiot graves, and we couldn’t be happier.

Called The Stream, the show will judge contestants based on how many views they’re able to get through a dedicated video …

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