Newswire: Mike Huckabee ordered to pay $25,000 for playing Survivor at Kim Davis rally

Mmmm. You smell that? That’s a big juicy slab of schadenfreude sizzling on the news-cycle grill, as Entertainment Weekly reports that evangelical autograph hound Mike Huckabee has been ordered to pay $25,000 for publicly pumping “Eye Of The Tiger” out of a PA system at a rally celebrating noted neo-Know Nothing Kim Davis and her God-given right not to do her job last November. He didn’t ask Survivor—the band that performed the song—because his days as a YouTube celebrity have taught him that copyright hinders free expression by catering to a corporate model of music that itself is on the way out.

Just kidding, he probably knew they would say no, and stealing is okay when you do it in the name of oppressing gay people. It’s like a sin double negative. Regardless, the members of Survivor expressed their distaste for Davis and Huckabee …

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