Newswire: Mark Cuban and Ann Coulter to play President and VP in Sharknado 3

The beauty of what we can now call the Sharknado franchise is how it holds up a funhouse mirror to our society. It shows us a parallel universe in which Ian Ziering is a famous shark killer and almost everyone makes the worst possible choice in every situation. Given that commitment to creating a world where the stupidest decision is always made, it makes sense that supercilious assholes Mark Cuban and Ann Coulter will play the President and Vice President of the United States in Syfy’s upcoming Sharknado 3.

We already know that the film is going to launch a bunch of poorly rendered CGI sharks into the air of Washington D.C. and down the East Coast, so it‘s really just a matter of which glib and winking celebrity faces are going to make up the new cast. In addition to cameos by Jerry Springer and Bo …

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