Newswire: Let’s drown out the screaming in our heads with some despairing celebrity tweets

As America continues to teeter on the brink of total disaster—like a gold-mad Michael Caine at the end of The Italian Job—it seemed like now might be a good moment to drown out our own rampaging anxieties and check in with the country’s citizenry, get a sense of the national mood. That part of the nation with at least a million Twitter followers to its check-mark-verified name, anyway, because rest-assured, celebrities are feeling just as freaked out right now as the rest of us.

Dear America,
Passions will run high 2nite
Please take the high road & embrace ur fellow citizens no matter the outcome🇺🇸#AllInThisTogether

— Nick Offerman (@Nick_Offerman) November 9, 2016

The difference between “too close to call” and “too early to call” is the difference between looking for a Xanax and looking for a beer.

— Dan Rather (@DanRather) November 9, 2016

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