Newswire: Kid Rock admits his Senate run is a stunt, will probably win anyway

The twin cults of celebrity worship and willful ignorance reach their apotheosis in the figure of one Robert James Ritchie, a.k.a. Kid Rock, a.k.a. the future President of the United States of America if we really are on the darkest timeline like Dan Harmon says. The Larry the Cable Guy of butt rock is one of a handful of celebrities to throw their hats into the political ring (seriously, stop encouraging them) in recent months, and like the red-blooded, beer bloated all-American patriot that he is, Rock fully admits that he’s in this for the money. And to register voters. And to spite liberals. But mostly for the money.

As Stereogum reports, Rock released a statement on his website saying that he’s been inspired by “community leaders, D.C. pundits, and blue-collar folks that are just simply tired of the extreme left and right …

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