Newswire: Keanu Reeves visits Parliament, will hopefully fix this Brexit thing

When a nation is thrown in turmoil by forces it always sort of knew were out there, but never really thought could come back to get it in such terrifyingly concrete ways—like sinister sentient supercomputers, maybe, or the Russian mob, or just your run-of-the-mill xenophobic right wingers—there are worse people you could call than Keanu Reeves. At least that’s why we’re assuming Reeves visited London’s Palace Of Westminster earlier today, taking selfies with reporters and various members of Parliament en route to a meeting with Conservative MP Nadhim Zahawi:

Team lobby meets Keanu Reeves: cos this week can’t get weirder. @KateEMcCann @DMcCaffreySKY @GerriPeev

— Beth Rigby (@BethRigby) June 28, 2016

Parliament right now: Labour imploding, Tory MPs canvassing, no one in control, Keanu Reeves is wandering around.

— Jim Waterson (@jimwaterson) June 28, 2016

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