Newswire: Justin Trudeau wants a rematch with Matthew Perry
A few weeks ago, former Friends star Matthew Perry revealed to Jimmy Kimmel that he once beat up Canadian prime minister (and top-tier imaginary internet boyfriend) Justin Trudeau when they were both in school together. Now, Trudeau apparently wants a rematch, tweeting out the following throw-down invite earlier this morning:
I’ve been giving it some thought, and you know what, who hasn’t wanted to punch Chandler? How about a rematch @MatthewPerry?
— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) April 1, 2017
We’re forced to ask ourselves: Could Trudeau be any more vengeful? And the answer is: Probably, since this is almost certainly just the Canadian PM’s little April Fool’s joke, as the idea of a world leader picking petty, meaningless fights via his social media accounts is too ridiculous to deserve a lot of thought. Even so, passions are now running high, as revealed in the following exchange, which …