Newswire: Jesse Pinkman’s house from Breaking Bad is for sale

Good news, future meth dealers of America: Now you, too, can experience the thrill of living in a house that slowly came to function as an allegory for the decay of a young man’s sense of identity. Digital Spy reports the house where Jesse Pinkman resided on AMC’s Breaking Bad is for sale, and it will only cost you a mere $1.6 million. That’s barely, what—like a few weeks’ worth of cooking?

If you head on out to Albuquerque, you can see it for yourself. Two stories, four bedrooms, two porches, and an encroaching sense of helplessness can all be yours. Real estate group Coldwell Banker also stresses the original wood floors and stone-frame doors, windows, chimneys, and fireplaces, but oddly, mentions another little detail in the press release. “Meth lab not included,” it adds, confirming that no one at Coldwell Banker ever actually watched …

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