Newswire: Jared from Subway’s home raided in child-porn investigation

In a grave turn of events that would make any sandwich-related puns distasteful, Jared Fogle—best known as a formerly obese man who slimmed down by eating a lot of heavily processed food from Subway, or as Homer Simpson put it, “used to be fat, but now he’s just ugly”—had his suburban Indianapolis home raided by the FBI early this morning as part of a child-pornography investigation. Although Fogle has not been arrested or charged with a crime, local affiliate WTHR says he has been “detained,” and that references to the foot-long subs would be in poor taste given the situation.

It’s important to remember that Fogle may not be in trouble at all; this past April, Russell Taylor, the guy who ran Fogle’s Jared Foundation (which fights childhood obesity), was arrested for possession of child pornography. It’s unclear as to whether the raid on …

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