Newswire: J.K. Simmons gets jacked for J.K. Simmons, thank you very much

Earlier this month, Oscar-winner J.K. Simmons made headlines/trending topics/The A.V. Club’s Secret Crush List (DO NOT LOOK, THAT MEANS YOU), when pictures of him getting just absolutely fucking shredded at the gym started making the internet rounds. At the time, we all assumed the jackedness of J.K. had something to do with the upcoming Justice League, in which the beloved character actor is playing Batman ally and apparent muscle boy Commissioner Jim Gordon.

Not so, according to a recent interview Simmons gave to Business Insider. “This is all coincidental,” he said, referring to the coiled pythons writhing in his sleeves. “After the second and final time that I got hugely fat in my life, and when I lost that weight six or seven years ago, I pretty much decided that I was going to stay in decent shape for the rest of my life …

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