Newswire: It’s Rumor Time: Don’t get too excited for Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Pinhead Vs. Danny Trejo

Today in “movie premises that sound too much like comics drawn by a 15-year-old to be true”: A number of horror sites—as well as British music site NME—are reporting on a new horror movie, Death House, with the headline-friendly tagline of “The Expendables of horror.” Purportedly based on an original idea by Gunnar Hansen, a.k.a. “Leatherface”—who died in November, and therefore can’t confirm or deny this report—the script, according to recent reports, focuses on a government facility/prison where homeless people are used as prey for supernatural serial killers in sadistic medical experiments led by two doctors with Nazi ties. Then an EMP explodes, loosing the inmates of this so-called “Area 51 of Evil” and forcing two FBI agents to turn to the “Five Evils,” the worst of the worst contained there, for help.

So yeah, it’s really more like Suicide Squad …

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