Newswire: ICP says America’s most dangerous clowns don’t wear makeup

For about two months now, there’s been this clown thing happening in America. (Not to be confused with the other clown thing, which started with a bunch of racist comments and wall-building talk back in June of 2015.) People keep reporting that they’re being menaced by clowns (“in the woods, whispering and making strange noises”), or threatening to come to school as clowns, or getting arrested for being dressed up like clowns and chasing people around with a knife.

The Verge has a pretty good write-up of this weird burst of greasepaint-based mass hysteria—which hasn’t managed to kill anybody yet, thank God—but leave it to Time to get to the heart of the matter. Seeking the real scoop on ClownWave 2016, the magazine went straight to America’s most prominent purveyors of horror-based tomfoolery, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope of the Insane Clown Posse …

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