Newswire: Horny scientists determine that the T. rex was a “sensitive” lover

Everyone knows that the Tyrannosaurus rex was a vicious predator, but ever since Jurassic Park brought those fearsome beasts to the mainstream, people have wondered what they were like in the boudoir. Finally, thanks to some dirty-minded scientists, we now actually have some idea. According to The Guardian, researchers recently published a piece in the Scientific Reports journal that theorizes that the dinosaurs had “sensitive faces” that they might have “rubbed together” as part of their “pre-copulatory play.” In other words, when these hornysaurs were in the mood for a little lovin’, they’d light some dinosaur candles, put on some dinosaur Barry White, and just start nuzzling the crap out of each other.

The scientists reportedly came up with this by looking at well-preserved fossils of Daspletosaurus horneri, a newly discovered member of the tyrannosaur family that apparently had a lot of nerve openings on its snout that would …

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