Newswire: Guns N’ Roses announce world tour

Among the many things that are difficult to comprehend in this strange universe is what life might be like backstage at a Guns N’ Roses show. Are Axl Rose, Duff McKagan, and Saul “Slash” Hudson merrily reminiscing about the old times while the stage crew works, or are the middle-aged musicians violently throttling one another until two minutes before the lights go up? Maybe they’re merrily throttling one another. It’s anybody’s guess. However they’re comporting themselves now, three decades after the band’s formation, it can’t be all that unpleasant. Pitchfork is reporting that they’re pogoing off their recent North American tour into a world tour, ensuring that they’ll all be within easy throttling distance of each other for much of 2017.

The recently reformed band will start the tour in an intriguingly gothic manner this May, playing in an actual Irish castle …

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