Newswire: George Lucas changes Jedi marriage rules after cute kid asks nicely

One 7-year-old boy has succeeded where legions of fans have failed: he has persuaded George Lucas to change his vision for Star Wars.

Colin, a young Star Wars fan, hopes to become a Jedi Knight when he’s older, but he also wants to get married and start a family—something forbidden by the Jedi Order, according to Attack Of The Clones and Revenge Of The Sith. Probably dissatisfied with his parents’ guidance to “just become a new kind of Jedi” or to “stop watching those prequels and watch the real Star Wars,” Colin went straight to the source with a succinct letter to Lucasfilm:


Colin received the following response:


…as well as a bunch of cool Star Wars merchandise:


So, there you have it. Jedi can marry now, which is a whole new problem for bakeries in Indiana. And since …

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