Newswire: Even Papa Roach is dunking on Paul Ryan today

Yesterday was a no-good, very bad day for House Speaker Paul Ryan, as he was very publicly forced to walk back plans to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act, and then pretty much every liberal on the planet pointed and laughed at him for somehow screwing it up. Among the many, many jokes lobbed at Ryan’s expense over the last 24 hours, one of the most prominent was a fake (actual fake, not just Donald-Trump-calling-it-fake) New York Times article crafted by Shit My Dad Says creator Justin Halpern, which suggested that Ryan comforted himself in his failure by listening to the misery anthem of an entire generation: Papa Roach’s “Last Resort.”

ooof the kicker on this New York Times story… pic.twitter.com/YO6Wq3k5vK

— Justin Halpern (@justin_halpern) March 24, 2017

But while Ryan didn’t actually cut his life into pieces (or suffer the pre-existing conditions of …

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