Newswire: Donald Trump raises national discourse with video of him body-slamming CNN

If the Idiocracy countdown clock isn’t already a thing that exists, it really should be, because the bag of haggis dipped in Thousand Island currently in possession of our nuclear codes just moved it forward to 11:59:59. You see, in that film, the President of the United States of America is a former pro wrestler, and the national political discourse has been replaced with lowest-common-denominator spectacles celebrating violence. Meanwhile, here’s where we’re at in real life:

#FraudNewsCNN #FNN

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 2, 2017

That’s a video of Donald Trump body-slamming the abstract concept of major cable news network CNN and all its employees, whose threat level has been upgraded from “fake news” (no caps) to “FAKE NEWS” (all caps) to “Fraud News” over the past couple of months. The video—retweeted from President Trump’s official Twitter account …

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