Newswire: Donald Trump is every asshole you’ve ever played games with online

One of the most baffling political billboards of what’s been our nation’s most baffling presidential election just popped up in Orlando. Its message? “Donald Tump mains Hanzo and complains about team comp in chat.” That’s not exactly as pithy as “In your guts, you know he’s nuts,” but if you’re one of the 20 million people who’ve played Overwatch, a team-based first-person shooter game, you’d know it’s a vicious and damning condemnation that compares Trump to the most repugnant kind of internet asshole you just pray you’re never forced to team up with. He won’t switch away from his beloved Hanzo, regardless of whether the last thing your team needs is a slow-moving samurai archer, and when his selfish, impractical choice drags everyone down, he’ll throw out every excuse in the book to deflect blame: “LOL this team sux …

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