Newswire: Dolphins love Radiohead—and yoga, obviously

People are slowly waking up to the facts that dolphins are kind of terrible. In addition to their gross sexual practices, the water-bound mammals are basically bros with flippers—the jocks of the sea, if you will. And while that may have formerly meant they listened to a lot of 311, or maybe that one awful Chili Peppers album, the 21st century has seen jocks advance their musical vocabulary. Sadly, Radar Online reports dolphins have stumbled upon their older sister’s record collection, and the obnoxious swimmers now enjoy a new musical favorite: Radiohead.

Siegfried & Roy’s Secret Garden and Dolphin Habitat at the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas has revealed their mammalian denizens have a preference for Thom Yorke and Co.’s music—and one song in particular. “Our dolphins seem to really resonate with Radiohead music, and especially the song ‘Lotus Flower’,” says Willow Withy, whose name …

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