Newswire: Dilbert creator enrages internet, says he meant to do that

Just as Cathy’s famous cry of “Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Aack!” was a sublimated cry for love, apparently it’s not really his dead-end job that’s making Dilbert’s life a living hell. It’s women. Dilbert creator Scott Adams has gotten himself into hot water with feminists before, but he’s whipping up a whole new mess of cooking metaphors with a recent, widely reported, intentionally (according to Adams) rabble-rousing blog post that literally says that if he couldn’t get laid, “I can say with confidence I would sign up for suicide bomb duty.”

Further cooking Adams’ goose/stuffing his turkey/mashing his thought potatoes is the assumption underlying the article, which is that what feminists perceive as a patriarchal society is actually a matriarchal one because sometimes women deny men sex, even though they turned up the thermostat when requested:

When I go to dinner, I …

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