Newswire: Dennis Quaid freaks out on movie set, or maybe it’s fake, no one knows anymore

Ah, 2009, a year of enviable innocence, when the public could place its unreserved trust in leaked audio of a movie star completely losing his shit. But like so many things that we could once rely upon—our online security, our fragile peace with China, our “Twerk Fails”—Jimmy Kimmel has even ruined that. We now live in a dark age of mistrust, when video of Dennis Quaid having a “meltdown” on a movie set, screaming obscenities in the faces of its crew members, can no longer be warmly embraced without a burned and jaded nation immediately suspecting Jimmy Kimmel is behind it. Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio’s fake nude photo? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you, woo woo woo…

So, here it is, a video uploaded to YouTube four days ago titled “DENNIS QUAID FREAK OUT,” in which the actor explodes over a supposed interruption …

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