Newswire: Contrary to popular belief, government weed sucks

Shattering a myth perpetuated in stoner comedies from Half Baked to Pineapple Express, a new Washington Post article reveals that government marijuana is not, in fact, that sticky-icky, but dry-ass dirt weed of the sort you usually buy from someone’s cousin in the parking lot of a Ratt concert. We know this, of course, because recreational marijuana is now legal in several states, allowing mainstream publications like WaPo to compare the relative dankness of samples grown by the National Institute on Drug Abuse with those from commercial cannabis growers in Washington. Here, look at this shitty government schwag full of stems and seeds. Would Dave Chappelle smoke this every day?:

Photo: Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic Studies / The Washington Post

All joking aside, the government’s inability to pick up an issue of High Times and figure out that weed’s supposed to have buds on it has some serious …

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