Newswire: Comedy Central is launching its first live radio show on SiriusXM
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Yeah, so did you hear about this? Apparently, Comedy Central is planning to horn in on our territory with its own hilarious radio show on SiriusXM. The show will be titled The Big Bonfire With Big Jay Oakerson And Dan Soder, and it’ll air every Monday and Wednesday on the network …