Newswire: Chuck Palahniuk says the Fight Club musical is really happening

People are always asking us if we know about the Fight Club musical. Well, as reported by /Film, Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk recently tweeted about David Fincher, Julie Taymor, and Trent Reznor working together on a “rock opera” version of Fight Club, something that Fincher has been talking about since at least 2008. Obviously, no such Fight Club musical is actually in the works, because if it were, you would’ve heard about it already, right? You wouldn’t have heard about it from us, though, because we’re not disclosed to bespeak any such information to you, nor would we, even if we had said information you want. Besides, it’s not like there could be countless underground productions of the Fight Club musical popping up all over the country, and everyone knows about it but you. That would be ridiculous. Wink.

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