Newswire: Check out Snoop Dogg’s new line of rich-guy bongs

Snoop Dogg, a rich guy who likes to smoke weed, has unveiled a new line of bongs for other rich guys who like to smoke weed. Named POUNDS, presumably after the quantities in which its expected clientele purchases weed, because they are rich, this collaborative collection from Famous Brandz was reportedly “inspired by Snoop’s own vision.” In Snoop’s literal pipe dream, he dared to imagine smoking his marijuana out of a very expensive bong. This fanciful reverie then became reality in the form of five separate handblown glass models resembling Star Wars droids who were created expressly for the purpose of sitting on Snoop Dogg’s coffee table and watching The Avenging Disco Godfather on repeat. Snoop then had the foresight to charge between $129 and $279 apiece. And lo, Snoop Dogg’s vision did come to pass.

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