Newswire: Bill O’Reilly promises to reveal “grisly” details about why he was fired

An all-encompassing persecution complex is a core tenet of the modern Republican party, along with the complete inability to ever admit that you did anything wrong ever. Basically, if a Republican gets busted for doing something bad, it’s not their fault for doing the thing, it’s everyone else’s fault for lying about the thing or blowing the thing out of proportion. Outside of the Trump administration, the most prominent Republican to recently do a bad thing was probably Bill O’Reilly, who was fired from his big-time Fox News job amid multiple allegations of racism and sexual harassment back in April. Now, he’s speaking out about how none of it was his fault and someday we’ll all find out the real reason he got fired.

Actually, that’s not quite right, because O’Reilly doesn’t seem to understand that he did get fired. He …

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