Navy pilot realizes mankind’s dream to draw a dick on the sky

Ever since man first gazed up in wonder and spat at the ground in contempt, he has longed to fly—to slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God, then draw a massive dick on it. Yesterday, a Navy pilot stationed near Okanogan, Washington, finally realized that dream while singlehandedly justifying America’s…

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