Let’s cross our fingers that we don’t all die because the president tweets like a goddamn middle-schooler

Donald Trump is on a foreign relations tour this week, a sentence perfectly calibrated to remind us all that we might not live long enough to die of heart disease, cancer, or sexual harassment scandal-induced despair. Not, that is, when the President Of The United States is taking time out of his busy diplomatic…

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