Great Job, Internet!: Watch a chimp throw shit at an old lady

Fuck everything, man, here’s a chimp throwing its shit at an old lady:

Let’s talk about the toss, though. The monkey has a good long spell of gaining momentum, hopping in place to get the knees limber because lord knows you don’t wanna twist something. Finally, our nearest evolutionary cousin reaches deep between its legs with the right arm before letting a handful of shit rip. The release is perfectly timed partway up the arc, meaning this fucker was aiming it. Finally comes the coup de grace, as someone, perhaps the person behind the camera, intones, “It got grandma!”

Indeed it did. But it also, in its way, got us all. Happy Tuesday.

[via Digg]

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