Great Job, Internet!: Responsible athlete gets some stretches in before robbing a Dunkin Donuts
As you get older, doing things categorically gets a little harder. If you’re planning on doing something athletic, the body fights back; you’re going to twist ankles, get weird new pains, and have to spend just boatloads of time before and after transitioning from inactivity to activity and back again. Even if you’re not old enough to have to groan about your back and knees, you probably know someone older who demands that you do spend some time stretching, warming up, cooling down, and recovering. This is essentially what high school coaches get paid to do, in addition to buying the best athletes beer as long as they don’t do anything stupid with it.
Philly robber seen stretching in Dunkin’ Donuts parking lot before holding up the store & robbing them of cashpic.twitter.com/PeBeFZdRqO
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) April 25, 2017
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